Apparently the gelatinous monster was vanquished. I hope I somehow had something to do with it, that would make a lot of things better in my life. Saving the world, better than eating another meal of mac ‘n cheese with hot dogs boy howdy!

Thanks to my webhost midPhase.com, without them I never could’ve gotten the word out about the monster. Yet still, I look towards the heavens wondering if that was the last gelatinous monster we’ll see…

I have just witnessed something horrible…

ATTENTION WORLD:

BEWARE THE GELATINOUS MONSTER APOCALYPSE!

In other news, I had PB&J for lunch today… quite tasty. Sure hope the world’s ok.

I’m not sure where Jenny and I stand. One day we’re lovey-dovey, the next she’s acting like I don’t exist. Something I wonder if I know what I’m doing. One one hand I do feel something for her, on the other I think this whole world is crazy and maybe we’d be better off destroyed at the hands of some sort of maniacal forces.

Know what I mean?

I think I’m gonna watch Dancing With The Stars and eat more ramen. I have three packages, two creamy chicken and one chicken picante. If I combined the two flavors do you think my tongue would explode?

In other news, I can’t shake this feeling that something horrible is going to happen. I dunno. I keep looking up at the skies waiting for doom but nothing ever comes. Maybe I just need to lay off the Slim Jims…

Hey, has anyone seen anything about http://www.youtube.com ?

Apparently it’s pretty popular and folks upload videos to it for others to watch. I should put some of my homemade videos up there. I think people would be interested in the continuing adventures of my dog versus the evil powers that exist in the vacuum cleaner.