I have just witnessed something horrible…

ATTENTION WORLD:

BEWARE THE GELATINOUS MONSTER APOCALYPSE!

In other news, I had PB&J for lunch today… quite tasty. Sure hope the world’s ok.

I’m not sure where Jenny and I stand. One day we’re lovey-dovey, the next she’s acting like I don’t exist. Something I wonder if I know what I’m doing. One one hand I do feel something for her, on the other I think this whole world is crazy and maybe we’d be better off destroyed at the hands of some sort of maniacal forces.

Know what I mean?

I think I’m gonna watch Dancing With The Stars and eat more ramen. I have three packages, two creamy chicken and one chicken picante. If I combined the two flavors do you think my tongue would explode?

In other news, I can’t shake this feeling that something horrible is going to happen. I dunno. I keep looking up at the skies waiting for doom but nothing ever comes. Maybe I just need to lay off the Slim Jims…

Hey, has anyone seen anything about http://www.youtube.com ?

Apparently it’s pretty popular and folks upload videos to it for others to watch. I should put some of my homemade videos up there. I think people would be interested in the continuing adventures of my dog versus the evil powers that exist in the vacuum cleaner.