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	<title>johnnytellsit.com</title>
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	<description>Johnny Tells It (like it is)</description>
	<pubDate>Wed, 01 Nov 2006 21:03:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Well that&#8217;s a relief!</title>
		<link>http://www.johnnytellsit.com/2006/11/01/well-thats-a-relief/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Nov 2006 21:03:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>johnny</dc:creator>
		
	<category>General Interest</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Apparently the gelatinous monster was vanquished. I hope I somehow had something to do with it, that would make a lot of things better in my life. Saving the world, better than eating another meal of mac &#8216;n cheese with hot dogs boy howdy!
Thanks to my webhost midPhase.com, without them I never could&#8217;ve gotten the [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Apparently the gelatinous monster was vanquished. I hope I somehow had something to do with it, that would make a lot of things better in my life. Saving the world, better than eating another meal of mac &#8216;n cheese with hot dogs boy howdy!</p>
<p>Thanks to my webhost midPhase.com, without them I never could&#8217;ve gotten the word out about the monster. Yet still, I look towards the heavens wondering if that was the last gelatinous monster we&#8217;ll see&#8230;
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		<title>THIS IS ACTUALLY IMPORTANT!</title>
		<link>http://www.johnnytellsit.com/2006/10/26/this-is-actually-important/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Oct 2006 12:00:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>johnny</dc:creator>
		
	<category>General Interest</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I have just witnessed something horrible&#8230;
ATTENTION WORLD:
BEWARE THE GELATINOUS MONSTER APOCALYPSE!
In other news, I had PB&#038;J for lunch today&#8230; quite tasty. Sure hope the world&#8217;s ok.

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I have just witnessed something horrible&#8230;</p>
<p>ATTENTION WORLD:</p>
<p><strong>BEWARE THE GELATINOUS MONSTER APOCALYPSE!</strong></p>
<p>In other news, I had PB&#038;J for lunch today&#8230; quite tasty. Sure hope the world&#8217;s ok.
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		<title>Nothing doing</title>
		<link>http://www.johnnytellsit.com/2006/10/25/nothing-doing/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Oct 2006 20:54:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>johnny</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m not sure where Jenny and I stand. One day we&#8217;re lovey-dovey, the next she&#8217;s acting like I don&#8217;t exist. Something I wonder if I know what I&#8217;m doing. One one hand I do feel something for her, on the other I think this whole world is crazy and maybe we&#8217;d be better off destroyed [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m not sure where Jenny and I stand. One day we&#8217;re lovey-dovey, the next she&#8217;s acting like I don&#8217;t exist. Something I wonder if I know what I&#8217;m doing. One one hand I do feel something for her, on the other I think this whole world is crazy and maybe we&#8217;d be better off destroyed at the hands of some sort of maniacal forces.</p>
<p>Know what I mean?
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		<title>On tap for tonight&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.johnnytellsit.com/2006/10/23/on-tap-for-tonight/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Oct 2006 20:56:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>johnny</dc:creator>
		
	<category>General Interest</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I think I&#8217;m gonna watch Dancing With The Stars and eat more ramen. I have three packages, two creamy chicken and one chicken picante. If I combined the two flavors do you think my tongue would explode?
In other news, I can&#8217;t shake this feeling that something horrible is going to happen. I dunno. I keep [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I think I&#8217;m gonna watch Dancing With The Stars and eat more ramen. I have three packages, two creamy chicken and one chicken picante. If I combined the two flavors do you think my tongue would explode?</p>
<p>In other news, I can&#8217;t shake this feeling that something horrible is going to happen. I dunno. I keep looking up at the skies waiting for doom but nothing ever comes. Maybe I just need to lay off the Slim Jims&#8230;
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		<title>Website of interest</title>
		<link>http://www.johnnytellsit.com/2006/10/14/website-of-interest/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 14 Oct 2006 08:45:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>johnny</dc:creator>
		
	<category>General Interest</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hey, has anyone seen anything about http://www.youtube.com ?
Apparently it&#8217;s pretty popular and folks upload videos to it for others to watch. I should put some of my homemade videos up there. I think people would be interested in the continuing adventures of my dog versus the evil powers that exist in the vacuum cleaner.

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hey, has anyone seen anything about http://www.youtube.com ?</p>
<p>Apparently it&#8217;s pretty popular and folks upload videos to it for others to watch. I should put some of my homemade videos up there. I think people would be interested in the continuing adventures of my dog versus the evil powers that exist in the vacuum cleaner.
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